Today, my boyfriend and I (who are both huge Beatles fans but whose favors lie eternally with Paul) were driving to the grocery store in Kenansville, NC when “Layla” by Eric Clapton came on 106.5 the END and it occured to me:
Pattie Boyd is a total skank for leaving George over such a shitty song. Really? “Layla”? How you really gonna ditch the sensitive Beatle for this whiny, repetitive shit? Motherfucker wrote “Something” for you and you bailed for a junkie whose best song was about blow. If I saw Pattie today, I would smack a ho. And don’t even get me started on Heather Mills.